Something Youtube has almost got cornered now, but in real life it's fun
2008, my brother was on tour in Iraq, and wasn't supposed to be home until the 28th, so would miss Christmas with the family.

He's in the air corp and wangled a flight home on the 24th, and called me to quietly arrange to pick him up at Brize Norton and take him back to our mothers house, where all our families were all assembling - about 15 people, including 6 kids.

(nobody except my other brother knew this was happening)

I grabbed a Santa suit on the way, picked him up and he changed in the car.

So I walk into my mothers house, and told the kids we had a surprise guest. He walks in, they all go 'yay! Santa!', then his 5 year old son recognises him and all fucking hell breaks loose.

Quite a merry Christmas.
(username failed moderation, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:44, 20 replies)

Awesome!
It's shit being deployed over Christmas, well done him getting home in time.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:48, closed)

Oh man, I wish I could arrange for someone to give me a lift, then not only would my kids love me, but people would this I was a hero and support me.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:54, closed)

This is great.
Proper great.

Lovely mental image.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:02, closed)

Excited children.
You dirty old man.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:11, closed)

SEXY dirty old man.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:29, closed)

PHWOAR!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:30, closed)

D'aww
I've got a tear in my eye, so I 'ave.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:20, closed)

If he wanted happy children the dumb cunt shouldn't have joined the armed forces.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:50, closed)

It's the same every year. As Christmas approachs you anger wank more and more.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:45, closed)

Christmas reality
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:14, closed)

Fair point.
If I weren't too busy actually liking my children and looking after them I'd probably sign up to play soldiers in an unnecessary conflict far away then I didn't have to see them too often and had a more reasonable chance of dying. I'm definitely the one with deep rooted emotional problems in this situation.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:39, closed)

As an aside note, it's an interesting definition that Rick Fathelme here has of 'angry'.
Namely 'not actually that annoyed'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:30, closed)

Hey, men like him have died protecting your right to mock them anonymously.
Show some respect. Or don't, if you prefer.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:47, closed)

Well they should have the decency to do so before dribbling lager-withered sperm up a thick lass with a uniform fetish.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:59, closed)

That's no way to talk about our future king.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:37, closed)

Brilliant!

( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:15, closed)

Superb
Nicely done. & have a click
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:36, closed)

GOD BLES AR HEROS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:22, closed)

SPORT ARE TROOP'S

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:21, closed)

I did two tours of Iraq
those Saga holiday reps were fantastic
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:34, closed)