Fuck Namby Pamby Weight Watchers
you want to try something a little more hardcore like Lighter Life - it's where the biggest losers hang out.

4 milkshakes a day and 4 litres of water for 12 weeks, pissing like a brewery shire horse, every hour on the hour right through the night. If you ever shoiuld be unfortunate to lose less than 7lbs a week the angry woman who weighs you and sells you the milkshakes for £70 a week sends you off to wee on a stick so that everyone can see if you've been cheating.

It's a great way to lose weight quickly but when you do actually start eating again you're in for a treat. Your first shit for 12 weeks can only be described as trying to pass a coconut through a drinking straw - it's almost as if your arsehole has healed up, it might as well not be there to be honest
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( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:41, 6 replies)

fuck that, i'll stick to the cheaty path

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:46, closed)

mate of mine did lighter life and lost 5 stone.
it's all gone back on now and more besides. pauline quirke can lick my sweaty minge.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:35, closed)

I'm banking this one
for later.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:32, closed)

so how fat are you now?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:26, closed)

Never mind that Win Pug.
What you should be asking is "Do you do anal?".
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:39, closed)

*paging Dr Sexface*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:33, closed)

Wait, how would YOU know if SexFace does anal badgey?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:30, closed)

Do you do anal?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:40, closed)

for those people still struggling with the simple mathematics of
eat less + do more
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, closed)

Pure
Poetry
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:32, closed)