asthma - makes you gay
My mother is of that quaint war time generation who have never quite understood political correctness. Racism or discrimination is bad of course but drawing attention to someone's religion or background then pigeon-holing them along the lines of a 1970s sitcom is order of the day. Examples:

She has nothing against the jews particularly but while growing up every 10th person who appeared on telly was outed by my mother, "he's jewish you know."

Nowadays the obsession is "homosexuals" my mother does not like to call people gay because "they have hijacked that word". As a family we now all play spot the gay and like to point out to mum that "he's a homosexual you know".

Anyway, my sister split up with her husband of 20 years recently and, long story short, he has now in his mid 40s come out as gay and lives with bloke. My mum loves her (ex) son in law so has had a hard time coming to terms with it. She's striving for a reason for it and here it is: son in law has ashtma and has been taking inhalers for 30 years. There's obviously something in them - some sort of hormone - that builds up in your system and turns you into a homosexual. It's true because my gay friend is also asthmatic and on inhalers. I'm not sure she should publish her findings justy yet (but maybe that MMR gives you autism doctor will take up the cudgels!)
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:24, 5 replies)

Not to mention all that practice sucking on tubes.
She's def on to something.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:43, closed)

She might be on to something, why do you think they get called puffs?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:40, closed)

My mum's asthmatic - how do you explain THAT one then, Doogie bleedin Howser?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:08, closed)

You're mum is all gay.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31, closed)

...what she said

(AndySpanners not working too hard on, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:16, closed)