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This is a question Corruption

I once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.

Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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One Word on corruption and corrupt dishonest people...
Hungarians
(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:11, 19 replies)
I always found the Germans to be very keen on receiving brown envelopes - not a sexual euphemism.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:17, closed)
Hey, everyone, it's borderline racist week

(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:21, closed)
I like Hungarians.
Their women are unusually attractive and their men look like badly drawn cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:34, closed)
you're thinking of /talk
oh wait
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:10, closed)
Hungarian women are either stunning or they look like a cross between Gollem and Ringo Starr.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 5:47, closed)
EXACTLY!
Sexy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:25, closed)
Excellent. A thought provoking
and pithy post.

I may bookmark it to read again later, when I have more time to understand the nuances of the post.
(username failed moderation, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:36, closed)
Bit racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:45, closed)
I find the suggestions that this is racist very racist.
Are there people now who think that being from a country is a "race"?
To go further the whole concept of "race" would be laughable if it weren't for the mental defectives who promote the idea.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:49, closed)
As a mental defective I resent your attempts
to marginalise me and my race.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:55, closed)
herp derp it int a race so it int racist derp grunt snuffle
you thick cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:01, closed)
^voted UKIP because he's not being racist but..

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 19:03, closed)
Speaking as a committed racist,
I'm now having an existential crisis.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 23:02, closed)
It might not technically be racist, because of linguistic chicanery...
But it's close enough to racism for people to infer that you are racist.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:21, closed)
he's not even right in a linguistic pedantry sense
the common understanding of race includes "any people united by common history, language, cultural traits, etc"

Unless he lives in the 19th century where biological race was still a thing then he's just a fucking bellend. And probably a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:49, closed)
Rasszista

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:04, closed)
Wait, I've thought of another word:
Marmalade.
(username failed moderation, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:59, closed)
You couldn't keep a Hungarian sandwich under your hat,
that's for certain.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 16:45, closed)
You racist.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 18:57, closed)

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