CorruptionI once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.
Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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You really are a spastic If you hate this place so much fuck off, you aren't under any obligation to be here, and nor is this place under any obligation to be like the wank you harp on about; it would still be fucking boring if it was.
'Active story-telling thread,' I hate to burst your blinkered little bubble but that's what killed it in the first place, people coming along and writing fucking war and peace week in week out, not hilarious little episodes or experiences they had, that didn't require more than a paragraph or two. It was these 'stories' that attracted all you seem to detest, as only long winded boring, bullshit can. Naturally people are going to rip the piss out of obvious bollocks which most of these schoolyard sagas invariably are.
/talk isn't to blame for anything, it's the wankers who came and continue to come here writing ten thousand word essays on how to be a spastic in life from personal experience week in, week out that are suffocating this place to death. People from /talk actually keep us sane in comparison to a glance at some of what you feel nostalgic for.
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Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:24,
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Needs more line breaks, wavy lines, and comparisons to the length of your member.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:34,
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lol for ten thousand word essays on how to be a spastic in life from personal experience
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:42,
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