Jims Shanty,
I banged a 17 year old
She took it up the bum
She was a randy little cow
But not half as bad as her mum!

For when I went to meet her
She sat upon my face
And rode like it was the derby
I tells you it was ace!

Then she rode my todger
This lass of 51
She rode me to a shuddering climax
Which I emptied over her bum

But her daughter didnt like this
My stoking both her and her Ma
She took offense which manifested itself
When she tried to run me down in her car!
(Vic Flange, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:26, 5 replies)

*clicks*
Chortles
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:30, closed)

And where have you been hiding Mr Jim?
.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:44, closed)

LADIES AND GENTEMEN
WE HAVE A WINNNNNNNAH!!!!!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:54, closed)

Ace!
I might get it engraved on my family silver.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:15, closed)

*guffaws*
*Clicks*
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 20:13, closed)