Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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My ex's house!Men are typically untidy, our house is usually a mess. But never in all my days have I seen anything as bad as my ex's house in Peterborough.
There used to be a carpet in the living room, it was black with crap, fags, booze and food that had been constantly walked into it.
The incontinent dog happily pissed and crapped where it pleased, including the chairs and sofas. The kitchen hadn't seen any sort of cleaning product since the dawn of time and food was left the the carrier bags it was bought in.
I caught fleas and nits from that house, and I always left feeling very very sick. I was sure they had rats, insects and christ only knows what else.
Aggy and Kims wet dream? Nah, I think that may have broken them.
WOOT first page!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:36, Reply)
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