the writing's on the wall or how i got to be the creep.
as i've mentioned before, i used to host a monthly fright night at my old flat. this would involve me and a few of the lads* getting together for an evening of weed, munchies and seriously cheesy horror films.
one night, my cousin decided to bring his friend graham along. he'd never been before and was a bit nervous about it.
i decided to have some fun with him.
now, my bathroom at that time had no window and was down a dark hallway, so i left the bathroom light on almost constantly. the walls in there were mostly white tile and perfect for writing all over with a luminous pen.
which i did.
after much weed and a shitload of fizzy drinks, graham decided he needed to pee. now, as we were watching horror films, the only light in the house that was lit was the bathroom light. once we heard him shut the door, i crept down the hall and switched off the light(the switch is outside the room). this made the previously invisible writing on the walls glow eerily. graham was surrounded by demonic graffitti, along the lines of "KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL! THEY MUST DIE!"
the screams were bloodcurdling. however, it is virtually impossible to feel sympathy towards someone whilst you're curled in a foetal position, weeping with laughter.
funnily enough, graham still came back the next month. we just turned him into a clingfilm mummy that time, though.

*other girls were never interested in coming, for some strange reason.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:46, 1 reply)

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(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:01, closed)