cringe
I once had the pleasure of working with the man with the worst wig in the world lets call him D to protect the innocent. This man had problems enough with his bottle bottom glasses odd odour and unusual attitudes towards women but to compound all these he wore a wig.
Now i have always thought that if i ever went bald i would shave my head and live with the problem. After all people don't look twice at a bald bloke but when you put a wig on your head, even a good one, you immediately open yourself up to stares and ridicule. This wig was no ordinary wig though.
This nylon monstrosity shared its owners peculiar pong and looked like a nylon squirrel had collapsed of exhaustion after making love to his head. Whats worse it was so ill fitting that you could see the nylon crossply on the bottom of the wig from under his forehead.

Anyhoo as the team troubleshooter it was my job to deal with any problems that arose during work. I was in the middle of sorting a problem out when our hero came over red faced and puffing and looking fit to burst. "Pieman!" he interupted "you need to sort this out NOW!"
my response?.....

Keep your hair on D.

I wanted to crawl away and die but his wig looked like it had beat me to it.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:32, 4 replies)

it's a clicker for sure
Very funny indeed and nicely written too, monsieur Pieman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:35, closed)

hehehe
have a click, 'cos we've all met a wig with a delusional bloke under it... He must have known the risks... lol
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:39, closed)

Have
a *click* for the last line. :-p
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:46, closed)

click
This made me giggle-especially the collapsed nylon squirrel bit!
(Ella Mentree, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:23, closed)