Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Belly nuzzlin'Miss Bedford - my Junior Kindergarten teacher. I had the, apparently, mandatory crush on her. But what made it a little pervy were my clairvoyant fantasies. I could see into the future. Y'see I was five years old, knew nothing about sex and my nuts still resided somwhere behind my lungs. But all I wanted to do to Miss Bedford was get naked and rub my belly against hers and I was a little worried that my willy would get in the way and get pinched.
I have since found out that ladies have a convenient receptacle in which to put your willy if you wish to do a bit of belly rubbing
(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 16:15, Reply)
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