Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Not me, but still funnyA mate of mine had a crush on the actor Arkie Whitely (various TV appearances but notably the Captain's Girl from Mad Max 2, google her and you'll immediately say "Oh right! Her!")and used to see her at various parties around Sydney for a few months.
At one such party, she was in the yard, he was standing just inside smoking some electric cabbage with some friends when she turned and to his utter amazement smiled at him.
He in turn smiled back (after doing one of those sly looks behind him to make sure there was nobody else there) and raised his glass in salute.
She smiled again and beckoned him over.
So he, never breaking eye contact, walked toward her... and straight off the unrailed first floor balcony he'd been standing on.
One trip to the hospital later he was out hobbling around on crutches with a broken leg And the best part? He'd imagined the whole exchange of glances and waves in his drug-addled state anyway. She really had been waving to someone else anyway and even missed the whole dive off the ledge.
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difficultchild, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 6:41,
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