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A friend of mine recently floored me with the admission that he'd spent several years in Eastern Europe with the Moonies. And he seemed so normal. Have you or your mates disappeared into a cult? Now that the brain-washing has worn off, tell us all about it.

(, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 17:46)
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piss knobs!@!
having just moved into my halls, having jackanapes everywhere
(was quite messy as fun things are messy,
and you know youve had a good party when you have to mop the ceiling) with my housemates,
martin and ade
(they shall both be named for name and shame purposes) walking merrily to one pub not to far from our place of residence
(read squat while refusing to pay rent because you dont like the carpet colour) when we were accosted by three of the most loveliest of angels your eyes could ever imagine. and offered us free food.

as we were quite drunk we thought we had the better deal.
trouble is it turned out to be a jesus asslick signup place which worshipped he who shouldnt be named
(i'm a pagan with meist beliefs. i.e. self indulgent to the core :) )

needless to say i did share this information with my
housemates. what with the jesus rock blaring out nearly deafening me and filling me with dread at the same time.
ade however refused to leave till he got his free food.

i however ran the fuck away


BANG there goes my b3ta cherry. was it good for you?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 0:43, Reply)

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