Join us... come join the cultA friend of mine recently floored me with the admission that he'd spent several years in Eastern Europe with the Moonies. And he seemed so normal. Have you or your mates disappeared into a cult? Now that the brain-washing has worn off, tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 17:46)
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ScientologistsOccasionally I enjoy myself by stopping outside the scientology nutplace on Tottenham Court Road in That London and taunting their employees standing outside.
I like to point out that scientology was invented by L.Ron Hubbard following a bet he had with Theodore Sturgeon (this may or may not be true, I was told this by a Bloke In A Pub and we all know that everything they say is true. Anyway scientologists make shit up, why do I have to do the research either?)
One time I was a wee bit worse for wear and my comments came out a bit garbled so I ended up sounding like the culty nutter. "Your religion's a bet, har, har, *bet* you didn't know that!"
I like Theodore Sturgeons Law: 90% of everything is crap.
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