Caught short
Once walking home about half midnight felt the need to pop a sausage from my bum. Trouble was I was nowhere near my house and no toilets anywhere.
So I climbed over a small wall and thru a hedge into what I thought was a little garden/park. It was pitch black, couldn't see a thing. Pulled my trousers down and dumped.
Next day I was walking back along the same road and decided to look in said park/garden to see if my plop was about.
Walked through the gate and around the big hedge I'd climbed thru and found a tennis court.
And right in the middle was a huge poo, MY POO.
And there were two people staring at it wanting to play tennis in their lovely white tennis clothes.
I was so proud I shouted "That's mine" then ran off.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:34, 3 replies)

haha
excellent
(British Steel was participating in awesomeness on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:58, closed)

I shouted "That's mine" then ran off.
I logged in just to click this. You should be proud :)
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:40, closed)

Well done
That made a snot bubble come out of my nose from laughing too hard.
(Bababoon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:03, closed)