The dark, the ring and the scared shitless
Going back a few years now I did something truly evil in the dark and I have still not had my apology accepted.

After spending a lovely boozy night out with my friend Ana we had made it back to her flat in the wee hours of the morning a little how shall we say, inebriated and in a bit of a silly mood.

Zigzagging up her garden path Ana was at the front door struggling with her keys while I wandered up to the living room window and spied her hubby and his mates all crashed out on the sofas watching a film. I proceeded to wave manically at the guys expecting one of them to notice me and let us in – this didn’t happen. It was then I realised they couldn’t see me through the window as it was so dark outside so I did what any sensible well-adjusted grownup would do and pulled faces at them and stuck my fingers up, Ana hearing my hysterical giggles staggered over and joined in.

After a few minutes I stopped being a dick and noticed what they were watching on the TV, it was The Ring. Ahaahahahaaaaa thought I – bloody brilliant! Seeing as I had seen the film already I knew roughly how far they were into it and I realised that in about 5 minutes time the phone would ring on the screen. I rummaged crazily for my mobile whilst filling in Ana on my dastardly plan.

The second the phone appeared on the screen and we could just about hear it ringing through the window I frantically rang Ana’s other half and we prayed that he had his mobile phone near him… he did. We watched with glee as all the guys started giggling nervously and pointed at his phone. He picked it up, pressed the call button and I put on my best spooky voice and whispered ‘In seven days you will die’ I then hung up the phone and me and Ana threw ourselves against the window in unison, scaring the shit out of every guy in the room and making them produce high pitch squeals that would make a 4 year old girl proud!!

It goes down in history as being the most successful prank I have every played to this day and if mentioned around the boys it always receives the same response – ‘we knew it was you, I wasn’t scared’… sure, sure! Mwah ha haaaa!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:06, 23 replies)

Absolutely
Fucking
Beautiful!

*click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:07, closed)

Ta
Very muchly! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:09, closed)

You are truly ace.

( thealternativefact, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:08, closed)

Why thank you
I do try! Mwahahaha!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:09, closed)

*high fives*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:12, closed)

*receives high five*
*does a little dance*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:14, closed)

*tries to dance*
*falls over dog*

*facepalms*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:16, closed)

*props up Tourette's*
*moves dog*
*boogies carefully*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:17, closed)

Thanks chuck!
I'll just sit on the floor quietly for a while and paint the skirting board while I'm down here...

Mind the wet paint!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:19, closed)

Fantastic, top pranking!
have a clicky
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:13, closed)

Why
thank you kindly!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:14, closed)

Evil
but fantastic. Have a click!
(berk, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:55, closed)

Ta
very much! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:50, closed)

i like the way you think!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:23, closed)

Why thank you
I like to think I have an evil mind! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:51, closed)

Brilliant
I would have loved to have seen that :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:47, closed)

Erm
Did you dial 141 first?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:04, closed)

Haha
No he didn't have my number saved in his phone, which is just as well, I would have been far too pissed to think of typing 141 first!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:52, closed)

These opportunities don't come along often
so you have to make the most of them. You certainly did that!

*click*
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:37, closed)

That my friend
is exactly what I thought. Even in my drunken state I knew it had to be done!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:05, closed)

Legend
You are a legend and I bow down to your genius!
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:03, closed)

Why thank you
I dunno about legend, but I'll happily take the compliment! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:08, closed)

Arrrrgggghhhh
Someone had told me all about that film. The surprise bit too.

When I finally watched it, it STILL scared the shit out of me.

This is truly evil. Have a click.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:33, closed)