Abdomen pain.
If you are female, and have nausea with severe abdomen pain, take some painkillers. If that doesn't work after 12 hours call NHS Direct and they usually tell you to see someone.

Do *not* spend the night masturbating for hours on end in the hope that the pain will eventually go away, or be flooded out with endorphines.

The GP who eventually sees you will not be pleased when you swagger in John Wayne style with a red plastic bucket and you have to explain what you did and could they please have a look down there too...

(Kidney stones apparently. Joy.)
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:14, 3 replies)

Usually a John Wayne Swagger suggests a good night was had.
Although how you can think of masturbating when you're in pain is beyond me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:35, closed)

oddly...
It worked for me after I'd had my IUD fitted.. I'd possibly have given up after the first time if it hadn't though..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:10, closed)

It works for things like backache, period pain etc
But if you actually have something *wrong* with you, it's a bad idea.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, closed)