Here We Go
Quite a while back when I was starting up a new business venture I decided to help out a kid who looked a bit lost and needed some guidance . In exchange for a couple of odd jobs around the place I got him back on his feet, he was a totally different person.

Anyway it turned out that I had done a decent thing, the kid grew into a sound bloke and went up the company ranks in next to no time, he actually got to the level that I could even send him out to check out new business aquisitions and get the slacking workforce to speed up. He never mentioned his family or past life again and I decided to let it stay that way, after all I was doing pretty well thanks to his all business attitude.

Sadly his past caught up with him one day, when one of his old mates turned up to my office . Unfortunatley I wasn't in at the time but according to my PA Julie this "old mate" caused a shitloads of problems for my staff and god knows how much property damage.

By now the guy I took under my wing was becoming a bit of a liability, his son also showed up and caused him more grief so I made one last attempt to patch things up between them, by offering his son a job too.

The ungrateful little shit told me where to go, which kind of pissed me off as I always thought you had to be polite to your elders. I wil admit that hearing this little bugger backchat me made me lose my temper and I ended up giving him a bit of a kicking. Seeing me do this must have pissed off my mate because he ended up throwing me down a well.

Bloody Darth Vader- The biggest disappointment of my life!
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:36, 6 replies)

I can't believe...

That nobody has yet replied on how this post is fucking brilliant!

The only reason it's taken me this long to reply is because I've been clicking 'I like this' on it for the last hour and a half.

Funny as fuck MB...sometimes I despair of B3ta...If you had said: 'I got some cheese stuck on my cock as my missus flicked her mimsy' before this post, the B3ta servers would've collapsed under the replies...

hey ho...

*skulks back to reading posts about cocks and mimsies*

*finds them funny too*

*curses own existence*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 16:27, closed)

Haha, nicely =)
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 16:31, closed)

Cheers Pooflake!
Very Grateful for that.

I was planning on adding this a bit earlier in the week but I thought it may be a little too early for another Star Wars related QOTW reply from me.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 16:33, closed)

I'm in
That's genius
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:03, closed)

and lo
spimf did click
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:18, closed)

oi Pooflake
nowt wrong with post about mimsies

i like bloody mimsies

*sulks*

awaits being told
a. you are a mimsy
b. you posts come out of a mimsy - they are pish

*smarms*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, closed)