LIST TIME!!!!!
Misuse of reflexive pronouns
Misuse of apostrophes
People who call all electronic music 'techno'
People that call hip hop 'rap'
Those fucking sofa adverts where instead of saying 'now only five hundred and ninety-nine pounds' they say 'now only five nine nine'
Homophobes
Other commuters
Whisky bores
Gingers
Metallers
Hip hop heads
Wearing scarves indoors
Wearing scarves indoors while wearing a t shirt. If you're that cold, put a fucking coat on you flid.
When faces are superimposed on apples
Tourists
Lager top
Lager louts
Little and Large
Grown ups reading kids books
Grown ups reading books aimed at teenagers. You fucking nonces.
'Comedy' accounts on B3ta
People who don't understand the word 'troll' and are in fact trolls themselves OH THE IRONING!
People who deliberately use 'teh' on the internet as an affectation
People who can't use the correct form of 'its'
People who stand on the left hand side of escalators
Pendulum
Amorous Fucking Badger
Referring to Rob Manuel as 'the ginger fuhrer'
Rob Manuel
Anyone that likes mass market, lowest common denominator cultural output and derides those who like more serious output as 'pretentious'
The fact that I'm an autistic virgin
Wankers
Tossers
Shits
Shites
The Irish
Monty fucking Boyce and his fucking gang of acolytes over on Off Topic. The prick.
Anyone who's ever posted on /talk
Iain Duncan Smith
Christopher shitting Biggins. The cunt.
B3ta user 'number5'
Battered off of Off Topic. He's a prick who sexually assaulted me in a McDonalds. 'McFlurry' my fucking arsepipe.
People that use the term 'ninja edit'
Wankers that edit their posts after the fact.
Larpers. The autistic dicks.
Sci fi fans. The smegging titfaces.
QOTW.
White wine.
Windy Pig. Yeah, and Two Hats as well. Couple of bent flids. And I mean 'couple'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:15, 16 replies)

Is this going to end well?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:19, closed)

Oh, nicely done ninja edit.
Go on, add people that use the phrase 'ninja edit'.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:26, closed)

I am hoping this the start of a flounce.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:29, closed)

I am hoping that you hang yourself with barbed wire.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:30, closed)

Do you need a lie down? There there. It will be ok.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:35, closed)

Wait, so now you want to get me in bed?
Stop sexually harassing me online please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:37, closed)

Says the idiot who keeps asking me when I will be in York so we can 'meet up'. You filthy homo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:20, closed)

only because I want to drown you in the Foss

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:38, closed)

Is that a euphemism?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:46, closed)

you wish, you gayoid prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:48, closed)

Worse- it's a 'euphanism'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:39, closed)

Their they're.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:04, closed)

You missed out.....
.......prats who say "is this a euphanism for..."

And whilst we're about it, why isn't there a euphanism for the word euphanism?
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:52, closed)

you mean euphemism you sub literate cock
And ellipses only have three dots.

Double the SEN here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:53, closed)

Apologies.
My fingers had been drinking, and you are very rude.
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:25, closed)

"Battered off of Off Topic"
I had to read that a couple of times.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:02, closed)

Why so bothered about rap?
Most of the real rappers were Hip-Hop anyhow.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:26, closed)

And yet you're still posting
You are a masochist AICMFP.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:48, closed)

you are localboy AICMFP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:04, closed)

+1

(McChinaman banned, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 1:09, closed)

It isn't "Sci Fi" it is SF
You uncultured type
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:22, closed)

You forgot to include semicolons.

(iamdoingapooasisignup, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 1:44, closed)

tl;dr

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Oct 2012, 3:19, closed)

You forgot 'people who lose their locker keys in my leisure centre
BECAUSE I AM GORDON BRITTAS OFF OF THE BRITTAS EMPIRE'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:38, closed)

WELL FUCK YOU TOO DOZER!!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 18:05, closed)

you're getting added you prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 18:12, closed)

shit off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 18:48, closed)

prick off you mutton-chopped rapist

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 18:49, closed)

YEAH????

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 18:53, closed)

YEAH!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 18:56, closed)