The Strange Circle of Mushrooms & Cheese
When I was at college, a few mates and I bought into a large supply of mushrooms and planned to take them on a Friday night and have much fun!

We weren't sure on the best way to take them, so we made cheese sandwiches (using really, really strong cheese, and waited.

For me it kicked in as we walked into town, and I just started talking stupidly fast and utter bollox to boot, I then decided I was hyper-ventilating so I need water. I went downhill from this point so said friends left me outside Supermarket, I became seriously paranoid that these chavs next to me where planning on chasing me and beating me up. Then to make matters worse, I heard someone call my name and it was only my bloody doctor and family friend, through out the whole 2 minute conversation he stared at my eyes, I tried to convince him I had only just had a few pints, I fear he was doubtful, especially as ever 10 seconds he would ask ‘Are you ok….?’

Set off to pub again, started seeing stars decided I needed to make myself sick as that will make me feel better (its seemed like good logic at the time), so my mate and I decide to do the ole 2 fingers down the throat trick, didn't work and we just end up in a heap laughing.

The pub consisted of many strange moments, I made an epic poem regarding lemon tree's and candles, finishing with me staring at my hand for 10 minutes and announcing I had grown 4 extra hands. Blow-Job became the funniest word in the world, ever, only to us 3 though. We had spread round the pub because people where just getting annoyed by us collapsing in a heap laughing over the slightest thing. Though it became a great game to spot one my friends and mouth ‘Blow-Job’ and watched them break-down in laughter!

Anyway they wore off and I attempted to go home but ended up asking a mate if I could sleep in his car due to a strange man who was trying to convince me I was on heroin.
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