I never thought of myself as being a sado masochist!
On leaving my mother-in-laws dry wake (so not even got alcohol to blame!) I fell down a pot hole and went flying across the concrete and scraped my nose, lips and cheeks not too mention the blood pouring from my knee!
Leaving a christmas night out sober(again no alcohol to blame!) i spectacularly fell down the stairs and ended up with egg sized lump on forehead!
Slipped on icy steps and bruised my ass (no fun having bruises there as you can't show them to anyone and again no alcohol to blame!!).

Fell getting out of car and bruised my face so badly folk thought my hubby had beaten me up to the point of my colleagues discreetly leaving a zero tolerance leaflet in staff room for me.....if only they knew him to be the most gentle person on the planet!!! (once again....no alcohol!!) All this within a space of a few months!

I think the moral of this story is to stay drunk and i'll be quite safe.
('O' She's my rolemodel!, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 1:50, 1 reply)

It's true
you're more relaxed when drunk, so you bounce better.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:26, closed)