Easiest Job EverDazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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Text SlutMany years ago I was fortunate enough to get a job with a company who ran adult SMS services. You know the kind you see in the back of lads mags that say "Text "SEX" to 8**** to chat to horny women". Well I was the woman at the other end. They're all fake, even the ones that say they will connect you with someone local. We just used to use google maps to find out info about their area and then say we were from a nearby town. The job was actually pretty hard at times, we had to deal with loads of different punters at once and keep track of the conversations, plus come up with new and exciting naughty roleplays to keep them texting back. They would pay up to £1.50 for each reply we sent. I think some of the pervs racked up £1000 bills thanks to me and my team (I was a supervisor for a while). We could even send them naughty pictures of the girls they thought they were chatting to. Over the years in that job I pretended to be:
A chick with a dick
A gay man
Several kinds of dominatrix
A slave
An insect
Two girls at once on the threesome line
There's plenty more that I can't remember now. At times the job was absolutely hillarious, and at other times it was disturbing and a bit sad too. Some guys were genuinely nice and just a bit lonely and I felt bad about them being charged so much, just to chat to someone. The complete psycho freaks always made me see the charges as some kind of pervert/stupidy tax though. If you'd like to read a few anonymous transcripts then check out diamondflamer.livejournal.com/ - it's ancient, but there's loads of stuff in the archives to give you a giggle. It's NSFW! There's more in my OkCupid.com journal too. Go here www.okcupid.com/profile/diamondflamer and click journal and go back to page 13 and start from there. Sorry I am rubbish at html stuff so can't work out how to link directly to my journal.
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An insect?Is this a term used in odd sex games, or do you really mean an insect?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 10:41,
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An Antin his pants? ;)
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Yesan actual insect. The punter had a fetish for squasshing bugs. Either I would be a dominatrix and he would be something like a caterpillar or a cockroach and I would describe how disgusting he was and how I would squish him with my stiletto heels, or occasionally I got to play the role of the poor unfortunate insect and get squished by his big work boots. I later convinced the owners of that particular service to block the freak on animal rights grounds (there are so many weird regulations the services have to adhere to). Plus I'm big into entomology and I hated dealing with the bastard.
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Just lookedat your journal.
the sexiest line ever...'is that ur ovary i feel'. Bloody genius!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:01,
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Heh!Just read through some of them..... Hillarious! Had a mate who did something similar (phone based rather than text). She's got enough stories like that to fill a book...
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CoolI would have done phones, but I didn't have the nerve. Shame though as the money was much better :(.
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Yeah, I think it was pretty good money realy. I never asked how much thoughMind you, it's a lot easier to hide the moments when you either want to burst out laughing or just go "ummm - what the fuck?!?!" if you're texting people.
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I thinkthe going rate for phone sluts is £15+ p/h. Not to be sniffed at for talking smut whilst lounging around in your dressing gown and slippers at home.
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