Cant trust the Po Po
A good friend of mine is local plod and was asked to attend a suspected burglary a while back. The owner of the house had come home to find windows open etc... that weren't before. My friend arrives with a couple of other bobbies and do the usual containment by covering the back and front and my friend offers to cover the back. Now getting round the back was a bit of an issue as the house was terraced so he had to scale a few gardens to get to this one, climb over the back fence then make his way through the flower beds to get to the back of the house. On arriving he finds the door open and can see the other coppers waiting outside the front door through the glass so he decides he will check the downstairs and open the door for them.
In he goes, all CSI like, waiting for the would be burglar to pounce on him, so he is keeping his feet planted and ready to react by pretty much shuffling to the front door. No masked bandits leap out by the time he gets to the front door so he turns and puts the on light to let his colleagues and the owner in, only to turn round as he does this to find he has just walked dog shit all through this poor ladies house! He didn't take the opportunity to cough to it being him as her reaction was along the lines of "It's bad enough they rob me but they didn't have to do this!" Now me, my family and friends found this so amusing my children and I created this little vid in honour of him.
Clickety click click.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-RBSi_Aiug
(reverseit, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:55, 7 replies)

I like this

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:29, closed)

Not only do I like this
but I also clicked "I like this!".
Inspirational video.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:07, closed)

If you didn't put this on /links
with a pointer that it was OC (original content) then you should have.
Nice stop motion.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 May 2013, 8:23, closed)

Cheers for the cool feedback Y'all. What's the OC link thing then? I'm pretty new to all this.
(reverseit, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:35, closed)

reddit/imgur speak for "Original Content"

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:50, closed)

shut the fuck up, mary sue.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:37, closed)

Splendid stuff.

( Pig Bodine., Thu 23 May 2013, 10:31, closed)