my brother
once decided to see what a fart looked like, well, what the EXIT of a fart looked like.

Being, as was normal at that time, a bit drunk, and alone in the house, he decided to "bend over and watch in the mirror through his legs".

He never did find out, as a big poo decided to exit instead, leaving a large poo-stain on MY fucking carpet.

I only found out cause I came back while he was trying to clean said stain. Weirdo
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:04, 7 replies)

It's a real
cover hand with mouth to stifle choking guffaws type moment!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:06, closed)

Now of course
all we need do is look at cakefarts.com (NSFW, in case you hadn't guessed).
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:11, closed)

Blargh!
I just spent ten minutes snuffling and chuckling with my hand over my mouth...

I have stopped now.

Oh no! It's happening again!
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:21, closed)

Cakefarts.com
Puddingfarts.com

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????

Goddamn it, I hate you for making me look at that page!!!!!!!
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:45, closed)

On the plus side
he doesn't have to wonder what the 'view from the bowl' is when he does a poo
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 1:20, closed)

New experiment:
Try reading this post when the boss has just come into your office and you have to stifle the laugh.

Result: Much choking, turning a strange colour and lots of tears.

*click*
( snee held his breath since, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 8:41, closed)

BWAHAHAAHAA!
I hyperventilated.

*click*
(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 16:09, closed)