Home alone
mum and dad are at a wedding... gone for hours

Brothers are away on holiday...

after 3 hr of casual masturbation, i decided to make the most of the empty house..

what did i do?

Microwave a poo...

not a good idea... the house stunk sooo bad...

how did i fix it? well i couldnt, so i deliberatley burn some paper just so i could get the blame for something alot less offensive..

we got rid of the microwave shortly after because it didnt smell right.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:40, 8 replies)

For the love of God
don't ever tell my kid about this experiment!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 10:23, closed)

Absolute
QUALITY!
(Oops....did I say that out loud cos I really bloody want to., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 10:31, closed)

Hahaha, that made me laug so much I couldn't click for ages =)
*finally manages to click*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 11:39, closed)

please explain
for the love of god why??? I can only hope that you experimented with your dads bottle of abstinthe beforehand . Mind you after 3 hours of 5 knuckle shuffle who knows what state your mind was in.
(welgar, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 11:41, closed)

i have to ask
how old were you?
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 11:58, closed)

apparently...
there are people who freeze turds to use as dildos

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Icy%20J

just saying
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 16:17, closed)

Scatalicious
*click* *snigger*
(GirlOfTheWorld, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 14:12, closed)

I really hope you get the nobel prize in chemistry for that!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 23:48, closed)