* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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2 of my mates shared a flat at uni, a year before i wenti went to visit one of them, and used the other's room while he was at home visiting his mrs
during the course of our evening, considerable lager and an almighty kebab were consumed. the next morning, my mate's room stank like a corpse - so of course being the good friend i am, i took every effort to seal the entire room tighter than a drum ready for my mate's return.
i've never heard him swear as much before, or since.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:09, Reply)
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