* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Full of beefy goodness...A friend of mine once introduced me to the act of breaking wind into a mug, and then deeply inhaling of the flatus within. The concentrated gases within the receptacle offer a heady, thick stench, which seems to cling to the insides of one's nostrils. I tried it once, and vowed to never again attempt to inhale undiluted fart. Sadly, he kept it up for quite some time, and possibly even still has the occasional 'snifter' now.
He also scratched his bare buttock with a fork in my parents' holiday caravan, and then replaced it in the cutlery drawer. He couldn't understand why I was so vocally upset with him.
I could probably produce an answer for every single QOTW about the man.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:40,
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