* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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In the name of vanity !!!!!Back in my teenager days, like many others, I had the odd spot / Zit or two. Now to combat these, my mum, god bless her, got me to take sulphur tablets.
At the time i was living in the YMCA hostel with work colleagues. After approx two days into the course of the tablet regime, the ensuing fart gas that began to be expelled about every 2 mins was the worst smell ever imaginable !!! My farts would have such texture, that the gas would envelop my room mates like some virtual cling film layer, combined simultaneously with gagging on satan's gangrenous knob !!
Thanks mum !!!!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 13:06, Reply)
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