* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Depth ChargeI like to let out silent and deadly ones when going up escalators. As they tend to stay in the same area you let them out, everyone behind you gets it smack in the face.
I really should get a life....
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 15:05, Reply)
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