* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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The "other" holeFor any of you who don't know, the more time you spend playing with a woman's pussy during foreplay, and the longer you carry on for, the more moist, lubricated and loosened her pussy will get. Also, a small amount of air can get in there.
Also, internally speaking the anus and vagina are really close together, and when something is inserted into one of them, it exerts pressure on the other.
So be very careful the next time you decide, midway into lovely marathon session, that you want to cum in her arse.
The last time we did I fanny farted with each passionate, final thrust. We had to stop in the end, because we were both giggling too much and couldn't carry on.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:53, Reply)
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