Polish men's urine.
Worked in a factory. With a Polish guy. Got invited to go to [insert name]ski's place for Friday drinks and then the pub. Warned off by most of thee other workers (including Polish woman), [insert name]ski is apparently batshit crazy. "Challenge accepted". Considering I can comfortably drink nearly twice my bodyweight in alcohol including hard liquor I thought I'd show [insert name]ski just what batshit crazy can be like...
Arrive at [insert name]ski's. Offered "iced tea". Iced tea is warm yellow liquid with strong smell. Not brown, smelling of lemons and cold.
Have minuscule sip - "iced tea" is salty and is most definitely NOT iced tea. I look at [insert name]ski quizzically. He asks me what's wrong.
"This tastes like piss."
[insert name]ski flies into a rage accusing me of accusing him of serving me his urine. I decide that this isn't a good Friday night pissup, grab my 6 pack and get the fuck out of Dodge.
Monday morning [insert name]ski wibbits on in Polish with other Polish woman and then tells me what a great time I missed. Later other Polish woman confirms that [insert name]ski tried to get me to drink his piss.

Kinda been wary of Polish men's piss since then.
(spl00sh!, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:12, 7 replies)

It's good manners to learn someone's name before you drink their piss, you rude cunt

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:39, closed)

Long story short, he managed to get his piss into your mouth.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:55, closed)

Is this the first documented case where
this is actually true, rather than a stupid meme?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:58, closed)

'truth' of course being a rather malleably applied term around these parts

( rofl harris, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:21, closed)

Replies to win etc.

(spl00sh!, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:05, closed)

Username appropriateness level: high

(McChinaman banned, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:50, closed)