Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Lighting FiresOn the 8th day of a recent quest to the North Pole which i took with a few random friends (Funded by my Aunt Bet as an early Christmas treat), we found ourselves at the point of starvation. My quick thinking saved us. I used my uncanny knack for animal impressions to lure a seal from the Ice beneath us. Using the sole from my shoe and an egg whisk i was able to create a small fire and cook the said seal saving the day, my hungry friends and also getting myself a shag for my efforts.....I'm great!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:20, Reply)
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