not me but a friend
He was a writerly type, a bit shy and awkward. Anyway, he started going on a website and found that he could get plenty of attention writing comedic porn. Soon, he had become something of a fixture on the site even though he was quite bored of writing porn. So he stopped with the gash-lit and turned to so-called amusing anecdotes. But it wasn't enough to keep the interest of his new cyber friends and soon he was a shadow of his former self. He was never on the leader board and others passed him by.

On the other hand, his girlfriend dropped to her knees and ripped open her corset so that her stupendous breasts wobbled forth, their nipples erect. "Spray on my tits!" she groaned, taking his already swollen jerky deep into her glistening throat....
(frankspencer, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:26, 3 replies)

Wahey!
You slipped that in like a silken sausage.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:04, closed)

Nice work. Just for future reference, I need more than two grubby sentences to make me cum. I got by this time be re-reading those two over and over, but a couple of paras would be appreciated.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 19:48, closed)

Paras?
You want a couple of big, burly army-types with dodgy moustaches (and, I guess, their very own parachute)?

And *that*'s what gets you off? Oh well, each to their own, I suppose.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:03, closed)