Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Fish!I was bent over the bed,kipper hanging out of my puckering anus, swaying slightly as I steadied myself. My ex was taking gentle nibbles from the fish, she loved the stuff and the smell didn't even put her off. She was soon naked and lapping up kipper like there was no tomorrow.
" Nyomm,nyomm yom kipper" she said as she got more and more into it.
"Do not mock my religion!" I shouted and punched her in the head. Fasting makes me angry.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:44, 3 replies)
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As opening sentences go,that's a corker. So I'll click.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 12:09, closed)
This isn't punnagethis is M&S punnage.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:47, closed)
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