A pile of dog shit in the most inconvenient place...
I was with my boyfriend at my parents house when no-one was home. Taking advantage of this rare opportunity, I decided an attempt of seduction and dressed in my sexiest thong and bra for him...
We were upstairs slowly getting to it when I heard the family dogs (3 of the little bastards) barking downstairs. Needing the loo and wanting to shut them up I ran downstairs in my undies as quick as I could.
After shutting the dogs up I quickly ran to the toilet... As I went through the door, I slipped and landed on my back, sliding half way into the bathroom, cracking my head on the floor. Feeling wet, I glanced at the carpet around me and realised that I had slipped in a huge pile of dog shit. It went in a steady flowing line from the heel of my foot all the way up my legs, arse, back, neck and eventually hair - I was covered in shit.
To make matters worse, my boyfriend came down to see what the commotion was about and saw me lying in the stinking mess!
How do you recover from that when you're 18? I had no fucking idea, and tried to get up, slipping a few times, trying not to touch the walls - then approach my boyfriend to try and comfort his concerning and mortified expression - he was backing away from me slowly - I felt like a shit covered freak!
(prang007, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:13, 12 replies)

This is fucking hilarious
I'll bet it wasn't at the time, but you've cracked me up today, so thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:26, closed)

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*Faps*

Click
($wift, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:36, closed)

Hahaha!
A click for "shit covered freak".
( Cawl, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:44, closed)

It did make me smile
so a click for the laughs and also a sympathy click too!

I guess he wasn't a scatman then?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:48, closed)

Did you say scatman?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg
($wift, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:08, closed)

You
can;t beat a bit of Scatman Jon!

'I can be a scat man and so can you!'

'dibby dibby dibby de de de de dum'

Inspired stuff
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, closed)

*Click*
Oh deary deary me!!
Sympathy clicky, I have no idea how you get over that one... we had dogs when I was young, there but for the grace of God as they say...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, closed)

This...
...Is only missing a kitten to ring all the bells.

:D
( snee held his breath since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, closed)

I have never wanted you more than right after reading that
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:57, closed)

Hmmm
Are you Scatman Jon?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:38, closed)

Ahaha!
Ace!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:45, closed)

Nope, you've done it now
you've admitted to being a female on the internet. The QOTW lot will be writing you love poems and proposals of marriage before the end of the day, you poor woman.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:12, closed)