I got a cold call the other day:
"What would you say if I told you that you won ONE MIIIIILION POUNDS!!"
"Whoooo, yay?"

"And what would you spend it on?"
"Why, I would give it all to you."

"No, be serious."
"A hamster ranch."

And then the cold caller hung up on me.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:52, 7 replies)

Hamster Ranch
I want a hamster ranch too now.

Where can I buy one?
(Blue_in_Exile, Wed 13 May 2009, 6:51, closed)

Hamster ranches...
...only exist in my dreams.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:22, closed)

Hamster ranch!
I had one once (cold call, not a hamster ranch):
"Do you want to buy any replacement glazing?"
"Yes"
"How many windows?"
"47"
*click*

*click*
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 13 May 2009, 7:48, closed)

I have one hamster already...
How many qualifies me as a hamster rancher?

edit: Click!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:05, closed)

I think...
...roughly one thousand.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:22, closed)

I think a lot less.

Jesse's hamster Ranch has 4/5 of bugger all.
www.geocities.com/hamsteranch/index2.html
Check the stats!
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, closed)

hehehe
"When ever people come to my house and see my hamsters i always get a conversation started about them . and it almost always ends with someone wanting a hamster."

bless.
( rofl harris, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:30, closed)