Jesus backfire
So, when my parents had to decide which infant school I was going to be in, my mother, who was raised somewhat religiously, got her way by sending me off to a catholic school.

One year later, my father, who isn't religious at all, got his way by sending me to a public primary school.

The reason? When my parents told me to finish my plate, I reportedly cried: "You're not the boss! Jesus is the boss!"
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:45, Reply)