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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Never trust a man that
when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't put it on his head.

Note: The advice is reversed when applied to egg cosies and cocks.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:33, 3 replies)
You mean
always trust a man who puts an egg cosy on his cock?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:45, closed)
You mean
always trust a man when in company who puts an egg cosy on his cock?

*fixed*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:57, closed)
you are Stewart Lee
AICMFP
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:06, closed)

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