Devious child...
In school I used to make little bits and bobs out of blu-tac. RE was the best lesson for it, the teacher had some mad fetish for posters and always had a ball of the stuff in the corner of her desk.

I used to have RE before lunch so I used to route in my bag until the teacher said "close the door behind you" and go to the staff room. I'd wander over to the desk and get to work. She'd come back for her next lesson and discover all the posters were at funny angles because they're stuck down in one corner and discover a new sculpture each week. Started off with easy things like snails, then as the term went on she's be greeted by more extravagant things like a wheelbarrow, or even a little dogs house with a dog in it. I don't think I had time to eat that time!

Also my lovely lady friend and I used to suck the sponge in the bath until our tongues went fuzzy. Not together though.

She also used to eat crayons, and thought she'd have another taste recently to prove their yumminess. I think she was disappointed.
(Fuzzy, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:30, Reply)