Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Cat snacksWe've got two cats. Once is ace, has studied hard and read all the cat rules diligently, doesn't mither us, is not *too* mercenary (for a cat!) etc.
The other, his brother, is a candy flipper. Tripping and freaked out at the slightest noise once minute, loved up and soft as shite the next.
This makes him utterly fucked up. He spends most of the time cowering under a bush in the garden, whilst his more sensible brother luxuriates on a beanbag by the fire.
Said cat is very needy, and though he had the same upbringing as his brother he's one of those cats that likes to lick skin and kneed with his claws (can you see where this is going yet?)
Once the house is quiet and dark, he'll often creep up stairs and find various exposed bits of salty flesh to slather on, simultaneously kneading gently with his claws.
There are few worse feelings than waking up with a hard on and a cat affixed to your nipple. A conflict of interests doesn't come close.
The guilty bit? Knowing his peccadiloes, I still sleep "au naturelle".
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:50, Reply)
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