Time
I also fantasise about having a device that freezes time for everyone except me. So I can walk about amongst the world on pause.

My agenda would be:

** Getting my shopping for free. But only from large supermarket chains that wouldn't even notice anything missing.

** Finding the chav-scum who did my car over last year, wandering into their house on the night while they sleep and giving them a good hiding, followed by hoying all their stuff out the window.

** Other assorted mischief.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:57, 8 replies)

hmm
You wouldn't have to wait til they were asleep if you could freeze time.

Have you read The Fermata by Nicholson Baker? Tis excellent.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:59, closed)

^^^
It'd would spoil the effect though. Them waking up in the morning feeleing very sore and wondering why all their possessions are in the front garden.

I avoided adding anything about ladies changing rooms however.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:20, closed)

This is my fantasy too!
Who would you rape first?
(Papa Chocolat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:39, closed)

Bernard's Watch
Used to be on either CBBC or CITV after school about 8(?) years ago, was this exact idea. I always got frustrated at the mundane things he would do with his newfound power.
(kris kringle I only posted this message to find out the date on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:47, closed)

But...
...it would be very dark, because none of the photons would be moving.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:48, closed)

physics
No, because photons travel at the speed of light, ergo time stands still for them anyway, so they'd be right at home.

Besides, Bernard's Watch never worried about such glaring plot-holes.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:16, closed)

Extra functionality
The device should have a type of laser pointer that I can point at womenand it would make them orgasm. At the flick of a bean, I mean switch.

The fun you could have in a nightclub with one of those mirror-balls on the ceiling.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:18, closed)

more
and the ability to go back in time a day and watch myself have sex with my wife.

If I wanked off 'me from yesterday' would it be masturbation or would I be gay?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, closed)