Towel boy and Gabbing Girls
I had an accident about a year ago and underwent surgery. To recover properly from this it was recommeded that i attend a local gym. I went for a year and mostly enjoyed it. In my gym there were quite a few stereotypes to say the least.
1. Biggest, Baddest all muscle meathead, could lift tons but couldn't bend down enough to tie his shoe laces because of the massive amount of steroidic shit around him.
2. Gossiping ladies who sit on opposite machines and gab for hours lifting about a quarter of a pond when you want the machine. After ten minutes you politely ask for the machine and she looks back at you as if you had just asked her to do a strip show for you with her friend.
But the most entertaining to me was TOWEL BOY....!
He strolled around in all the garb, leotard bib with vest on top, black leather gloves, i-pod, trainers and sometimes sweatbands, (head and arms). iN THE WHOLE YEAR I WAS THERE I NEVER SAW HIM TOUCH A MACHINE OR DO ANY KIND OF FITNESS ROUTINE He simply wandered around talking to people with a manky towel round his neck. I would have loved to of asked him what he does but didn't cos he talked to the meathead quite alot and he may of gt him to get me later or even in the showers......
I have left now but see them around...bunch of fucking weirdos if you ask me...
(whuppingboy, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 7:55, 5 replies)

I wouldn't have antagonised those ladies who were sitting chatting.
Anyone who can lift up even 25% of a pond, is likely to be pretty hard.

All the fish and ducks and things really add to the weight of those things.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:03, closed)

Huzzah!
For amusing spelling mistakes.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:17, closed)

That's impressive.
I can hardly lift any amount of a pond.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:01, closed)

If they throw the pond at you
duck.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:05, closed)

Quarter of a pond?
Let's see..

Your basic pond would weigh roughly 130 tons. (assuming it's a poncy one in someone's garden).

Fuck me, anyone that can lift a quarter of a pond isn't someone I'd want to piss off.
(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:00, closed)