GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Gyms and driving not goodOn one of my delivery runs to a customer on the south coast, you have to drive past a gym which at 08:30 in the morning is fully of extremely fit totty giving it what for on treadmills, when I drive past every slowly in my 7 and a half tonner looks like your trying to avoid scraping parked cars so no funny looks.
One morning I had slowed down to a crawl and was admiring a fine looking young woman with the most amazing and jiggly norks I had ever seen next thing I know I have driven right up the arse end of a parked BT van never saw it gyms pah!!!!!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 17:13, Reply)
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