Aaaaaaaaaaand breathe...
My fitness centre place is attached a big city centre hotel in Edinburgh which attracts business travellers and tourists ... there are two problems with this:

1. Sorry, don't want to appear anti-American but American businessmen who get on non-adjacent treadmills then conduct a LOUD conversation across the space and often across the people in between them. No. Manners. At. All. "Did ya get the figures Bob?" "Sure did Jake!" "Don't ya think the locals are kinda funny?" "Fuck yeah..." Etc.

2. Self righteous parents on weekend breaks in the swimming pool with their darling kids DOING BREADTHS. I mean, come on. The pool's small enough, all I'm asking is that you keep to *one side of it*. If I head-butted your kid while I was doing front crawl you'll go apeshit but you see people coming in for exercise and you simply don't give a fuck.

3. Uncontrolled kids wandering all over the pool while mummy (wearing outdoors shoes and trailing all kinds of shit over the pool area) reads her Chat magazine. The kids are screaming of course and people as far away as Glasgow have bleeding ears.

4. Dumb arse wankers in the changing room who don't bother taking their towel to the shower area. Result? They makes puddles all over the fucking floor when they come to get their towel. Then you open your locker and your pants fall into their fekkin puddle.

5. Men shaving naked in front of the washhand basins. WTF?
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:17, 2 replies)

er..
that's five..
(it's not hash mixed drops, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 6:45, closed)

i bet u could've gone on...
we're the same.
(Discreditor wants the dream to come true, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:00, closed)