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Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Gyms are boring, plus the death
I have never been able to stick with going to the gym. I just got so bored so I didn't last long.

Plus there was that time a guy died.

I was on the treadmill realising how boring running on the spot is when I noticed that a white curtain had been put up around one of the machines and there were a lot of worried looking staff running around. Then an ambulance arrived, and a gurney carrying the inert body of a man exited out of the fire doors.

Turned out that he had pretty much died on the spot while doing weight pulls. I wondered if he had decided to join the gym to become healthier and thus live longer?

The irony was not lost on me and I haven't been near a gym since. Thanks for giving my lazy arse an excuse dead man! When I look at my lovely pot belly I'll always think of you.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:29, 2 replies)
"Plus there was that time a guy died."
Is it wrong that I clicked "I like this"? Hmm...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:04, closed)
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