Halloween ‘WoooOOoOOoo’ intones Richard McBeef. ‘WooOOooo’. Halloween is upon us, that time of pre Christian spirit worship, the fear of the unknown and the undead….and plastic skeletons from Asda.
What better time to hear your scariest accounts: when have you been most petrified? Ever had an encounter that you couldn’t rationally explain? Perhaps you yourself are a spooky ghost? Do tell.
(, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 10:55)
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I just used latex gloves to masturbate.I don't know why I bought them but it seemed like the natural thing to do with them. It wasn't great. They occassionally pulled at my pubic hair. I would guess this was because they have more friction than skin. I once saw a voyeur porn video of someone lacking motor skills getting pulled off by a nurse wearing similar gloves. While I enjoyed the video I couldn't simultaneously roleplay as the nurse and the spastic so it was difficult to fantasize about.
My scariest halloween memory was last halloween. My doorbell rang and a little girl awaited me. I had forgotten all about halloween and was confused for a moment. I had to tell her I didn't have anything for her. Her mother was hanging back and called out her, there was anxiety in her voice. The scary part was realising that I'd just killed a little bit of the magic in the child's life and that her mother might have seen me as a potential threat.
(, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 18:46, 2 replies)
You didn't use enough motion lotionYou should have given out tubes of KY
(, Thu 29 Oct 2015, 0:13, closed)
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