Halloween ‘WoooOOoOOoo’ intones Richard McBeef. ‘WooOOooo’. Halloween is upon us, that time of pre Christian spirit worship, the fear of the unknown and the undead….and plastic skeletons from Asda.
What better time to hear your scariest accounts: when have you been most petrified? Ever had an encounter that you couldn’t rationally explain? Perhaps you yourself are a spooky ghost? Do tell.
(, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 10:55)
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Mutilated SkullI'm walking along the street, whistling a happy tune. There's a large lorry parked by the side of the fairly narrow pavement, but there's room to squeeze past between it and the fence. As I pass, suddenly something lolls out of a gap in the wooden slats, mere inches from my face.
I look up. It's pink and fleshy, with clumps of hair sprouting from it. It's scarred and caked in filth, but in a flash I recognise it as a deformed, shrivelled human head. Worse, where the eye should be there's just a gaping, empty socket, caked in blood.
I let out a yell that caused cyclists to swerve and a flock of birds to wheel frantically into the air. Lurching back against the fence beside me, I cower as far away from this ghastly apparition as I can.
And from there I can see that it is, in fact, the nose of a curious cow. The "eye socket" was its nostril.
Bastard.
(, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:03, 2 replies)
An undead cow, covered in blood?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:16,
closed)
Was it the Half-Skinned Steer?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 11:10,
closed)
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