HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Went to a theatre in the West End a few years ago.....to see the opening night of a play of the life of Anne Frank, the famous Nazi-dodger.
The role of one of the head Germans was played by the bloke from 'Allo 'Allo who played the crap Policeman (Arthur Bostram, I think his name was). The temptation to shout 'Good Moaning' was almost too much to bear, but it was a very serious play.
Anyway, it was rubbish. Actors were forgetting their cues, the play was strewn with errors and cock-ups. During one such embarrasing moment, about 20 minutes into the play, one bloke from the audience shouts at the top of his voice :
"FOR F**KS SAKE, SHE'S IN THE F**KING ATTIC, NOW CAN WE GO HOME!!!!"
Absolutely no comeback from the actors, theatre was in stitches!
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 15:50, Reply)
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