HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Another old favourite...I was trying to tell a joke and making a hash of it, when one of my mates said, "Keep trying mate, you'll make a joke". For some reason a wave of quick wit must have washed over me, because I replied instantly, "What, like your parents did?"
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:44, Reply)
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