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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I Did The Funny Walk
You know, the one from the Fawlty Towers episode "The Germans" where John Cleese goes apeshit? I did it in the lounge, nice and safe inside the house, to try and get a laugh from the other half.

Her toddler was watching from the garden and proceeds to copy it...

For the next half an hour.

This is a Sunday afternoon!

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:03, 2 replies)
You laugh if he falls over in a humerous and non-injurious manner
You cry if he masters it- including the 180 degree turn- and shows you up...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:14, closed)
I couldn't
Master the 180 degree turn. He did better than me there.

I'm dreading the other half getting a phone call from the nursery. One of the staff there is Jewish.

Oh shit, that reminds me of something else truly hellworthy I did...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:35, closed)

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