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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Pet Euthanasia
I am going to hell for this for sure. My dad's thankfully now ex missus had a dog. She loved the dog. She was so over the top about this fucking dog. Anyway, the dog was old and suddenly came down with a rather bad case of diabetes. The dog went blind, walked round and bumped into things, pissed and shit all over the place, was visibly petrified constantly, never daring to venture more than a foot from where it was shivering and cowering..

I personally thought, and so did my dad, (and he's a big dog lover) that the afore mentioned creature would be best dispatched from its mortal coil, for its own sake and dignity, and my sake and sanity at having to live in a house that was constantly being covered in dog shit and piss. (she point blank refused to take the dog to be put down)

I did what any decent person would do. I gave the diabetic dog a very big bar of chocolate. That didn't work, although it did make the dog a bit happier.

Plan B...replace the doggy insulin for a 'sugar solution' made up from icing sugar to look the same as the insulin....

That did the trick...very quick.

It also gave me a evil bit of pleasure, as I hated and still do hate the evil nasty bitch that was my old man’s ex, and the thing was...she injected the dog....oh how i smiled inside when she cried and cried over the dog.

I will burn for this. No doubt people will hate me....I don't care. It was better for the dog in the long run, and in a round about way got her back for screwing my head up!!!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:52, 5 replies)
BOLLOCKS
you aren't going to hell for doing the decent thing, more decent than anything your dad's ex-missus did.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:09, closed)
absolutely
best thing you could have done for it.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:20, closed)
Ex Dog
My ex had a similar dog, very old shat all over the house but it was also vicious. It went for me one day so it got a very large boot up it's arse, which brought on a massive stroke. Result.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:06, closed)
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I don't feel quite so bad now! I am not alone!!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:43, closed)
Maybe
But if it had been a human I might have faced a manslaughter charge probably dropped as I was the one attacked, while you would be up for murder.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:58, closed)

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